Ugliest Super Hero Costumes

Halloween is creeping up slowly but surely. I for one am not sure what to go as, so I made it a mission to find a cool Superhero costume for this year. I didn’t like what I found. It’s beyond scary. So to traumatize you, my loyal readers, I present the most “ugliest”Super Hero Costumes the Internet has to offer.

I don’t know what this is. But what has been seen cannot be unseen. I think this poor imitation of cat rectum is Captain America.

Good going there costume maker. You’ve ruined a symbol of United States. I don’t even think that Obama can smooth this horrible incident over.

“Holy virgins Batman! You used your cool repellent on yourself!”

Now see, this is wrong. I see a pattern here. Obviously everyone is to lazy to build muscles this year, so they have stitched in some for you using the remains of what glory Batman still had. The second one has baggy pants! Oh no! Batman has gone ghetto! 

Isn’t the entire thing with tights that they are supposed to be tight?!

Ok, something is terribly wrong with this guys arms. What I remember (from the original show) Robin was never the muscle type. It’s sad when you wear a Robin suit without showing your own skin. Robin suit has a bad case of leprosy.

Wow, I didn’t know what the world wide financial crisis effected Superman too. He cannot afford tights and underwear. Now his underwear is being stitched together with his tights!

Look! Spiderman got so depressed that his feet shrunk and his shoulders expanded! Hey wait! Those are not his shoulders! Those are extra pair of heads!

Look! Rorschach’s death gave him an eating disorder and a twisted body!

“Hold! I am half Iron man and half Tony Stark! I am an executive Robot man with slacks and fancy pants!”

The only metal about this guy is his face!

Oh no. it’s Walmart owl!

This is not a costume. This is your very own blow up spidey toy!

That’s it! Maybe I should stay home during halloween. This has scared me off to ever leaving my home again!

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